From the annuls of GoDaddy Super Bowl Super Fame
I thought this interview was crazy.
It’s a kiss, people.
Why should we be surprised that a dude kissed a girl?
Oh, wait!
It’s because he’s a dweebus maximus, geekius majorus.
Real people who don’t conform to the norm of “beauty,”
they can’t be kissed by a beautiful girl, right?
That’s sexist.
The stir resulting from this commercial points to huge issue:
What do we do when beauty and beast mix it up?
I remember when my brothers met my wife.
They said, “Sure, she’s beautiful, but what is she doing with you?”
And who defines beauty?
The same people that define beast?
Jesse Heiman grasped the brass ring
and I’m not talking about the kiss.
He was fearlessly himself.
Be fearlessly you.
And check out this song…

