sometimes, when I (imagine I) have visions…
August 26, 2009
Jesus: Follow Me.
Me: Um..ok.
(After walking some great distance)
Jesus: (Silence)
Me: Hey Jesus, I don’t mean to get up in your business, but where are we going?
(Silence)
(Wind blows, tempests rage, skies darken, clouds are rended in golden light and swarms of angels gather)
Angel Choir:

(Angel choir ascends)
Me: Boy, Jesus. You sure contextualize with surprising pop cultural references!
Jesus: Sho ’nuff!
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August 26th, 2009 at 10:17 am
I’m sorry — but Hannah Montana? SRSLY? Don’t get me wrong, I’ve had spiritual messages delivered through Sting and even Barry White — but Hannah Montana?
August 26th, 2009 at 10:57 am
I know, I know! It’s just crazy!
I should change the title to “sometimes when I imagine having a vision…”